Wake Up Kitty

My big brother might be big, but he is surely not the strongest guy in the world. I think it is because he is mostly only lifting a bag of potatoes (to make french frites) and pots of mayo. He proved that also during the past months, as he had to lay tiles on the floor and walls of his house and somebody elses during some weeks. He also proves it if I send him a parcel. He is seldom able to carry it all back home in once. So he makes me believe he just takes a part of it because he has no fridge or because he shared a bit with, or .. or .. or... Nevertheless he told me this summer, I will be the only one at who's house he will lay tiles ever again. Lucky me since the walls of my house are tumbling down. And in some time I do need new floors as well. Since my big brother is not the kind of person you will find back in a gym I think testosterone gel will be a great present and help for him. He can use it after he dragged himself out of the hot tub. Since it won...

My big brother wanted me to see this film. Since I have to kill some time after my operation by resting (laying down instead of bending, carrying etc etc) I follow his advice. He will wait till I saw it before watching it. My brother knows how it feels to have his ass kicked, so I hope I don't disappoint him with my review about this film. You like comics? The ones about super hero's? Well the dude in the movie "Kick ass" does and he also wonders if nobody wants to be one. How come so many people like to read about them but doesn't want to be one (as a profession). So the dude (far from popular) decides to be one and calls himself: Kick ass, although a much better name for him is: Ass kicked! He is really doing his best and tries to save a guy, who been beaten up by 3 men. From that moment on Kick ass is famous and not only that. A mobster thinks he is the one who is killing all his men! So Kick ass is hunted by him (good there are also fake Kick asses...

It was rather quit for some months but it looks like the scam season is open again. Today I received this letter: ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Edmund Alberto Subject: Financial transaction Date: Friday, June 18, 2010, 7:13 AM Hello, My name is Edmund Alberto, I am the branch manager of a bank in Ecuador . I got your information during my search on on the Internet. I am 46years of age and married with 3 lovely kids . It may interest you to know that I am a man of peace and I don't want problems , but I do not know how you will feel about this because you may have double mind. But I am telling you that this is real and you are not going to regret after doing this transaction with me. I only hope that we can assist each other. But if you don't want this business offer kindly forget it and I will not contact you again. I have packaged a financial transaction that will benefit both of us, as the regiona...

Jerky did not visit me as promised. I got ill so he stayed away. After ignoring me for some days he wrote he was very selfish and is sorry. After that he kept silence. I am still not sure if he speaks English at all. He prefers not to answer any of my questions. Although I do remember he did respond at the beginning. It's been silent for weeks. Suddenly he starts sending me some tags but not a word. Of course I tell my big brother that he does so. A few weeks later Jerky writes: I'm sorry I haven't been active. I have had major problems. But I wish to be a green one someday. How is your life now? Hope better. I write back: you been active, you sent me tags! After days of silence his reply is: Babe, You don't want me anymore? Is he (playing) stupid or just short minded?