Wake Up Kitty

Wie geht es, home people? Again an email about today. D succeeded again in make me visit something I don't like. Just like I wrote in my last email, we visited St. Augustine/Anastasia Island today. Only the first attraction D choose was a fort. It looked very old to me and it also was very boring. There was a small museum 99% filled with cannons. So far we only did things I told him I don't like. Like visiting car shows, bicycle for "fun" en now the f*** museum. But the museum we visited after the first was kind of fun. This museum was especially dedicated to weird things. Like the longest man in the world, the strongest, thinnest, jewelry made of human bones or just traditions of ancient tribes. After visiting a museum that was not extremely stupid and that did had air conditioning , we visited a lighthouse. Also a hot experience, although it was cool at the top. I already told D, after the first trip, that I did not like it. But to his opin...

Hi folks, A quick message since it's late. I didn't have the time to go online. Today we should go to St. Augustine/Anastasia Island, but if we had to wake up at 6.30 am. So at the moment D woke me up I told him I am too tired. We went to bed after midnight. Today, D and I, played games with D his monday hating brother A. With every game we played I only became second. After that we watched Family Guy, a very bad version of Belle and the Beast and The Goonies (I never saw that one). Tomorrow we planned to go to St. Augustine, so we have to go sleep early today. I hope it will be a bi of fun since D found it funny to bicycle in the heath yesterday and to show houses of extremely rich people. After I told him I wanted to go back home, I guided me into the woods to show me a f****** river. I told him that a river is not interesting to me since the Netherlands is a 2nd Atlantis and we have plenty of water to look at. I was very angry with him. Greetings...

Hi again fools I was out bowling with D and am just back. Of course I was not great , especially not at the beginning but the most remarkable thing was that D was so bad at the start. And he is doing this since he is 2 years old. Yesterday we did some shopping. Not very necessary , but I was allowed to pick out some things . It is disgusting how expensive everything is. There is nearly nothing that cost less as 2 or 3 dollars.< br >We also visited a small shopping centre . I saw some nice presents for both of you , but I did not buy it . I might see something better . Yesterday I also had to visit two car shows. That was such a bad surprise and my headache popped up inmediately . Watching cars in this heath is no fun . D's dad wanted to make 5 pics of every car . He is really a car fanatic . The first car show was at a restaurant called : Hooters . The restaurant's goal is to let beautiful women wi...

Hi monkeykids, Yesterday I arrived in the USA. So I am not raped or killed. The (Arkefly) flight was like expected: shit. Though it could be worser I guess. From the moment on I was in human company, I was waiting with a herd full of people in the waiting room. This was after the luggage scan. Of course I sat next to a man who smelled terrible and a woman who was breathing very loud. How come this always happens to me? This was also the first journey where I was very intimate touched after the body scan. They probably thought I was hiding a tommy gun in my bra. In the airplane I was sitting in the row in the middle. So it was hard to catch some sleep with nothing to put my head against plus everyone passing by bumping into me. Behind me was of course a f**** kid planting it's feet in my back. In front of me was a guy who tried to put his chair as much backwards as possible. But he was quickly gone. On my left was a girl, about 12 years old I think, asking her dad stupid q...

My big brother might be big, but he is surely not the strongest guy in the world. I think it is because he is mostly only lifting a bag of potatoes (to make french frites) and pots of mayo. He proved that also during the past months, as he had to lay tiles on the floor and walls of his house and somebody elses during some weeks. He also proves it if I send him a parcel. He is seldom able to carry it all back home in once. So he makes me believe he just takes a part of it because he has no fridge or because he shared a bit with, or .. or .. or... Nevertheless he told me this summer, I will be the only one at who's house he will lay tiles ever again. Lucky me since the walls of my house are tumbling down. And in some time I do need new floors as well. Since my big brother is not the kind of person you will find back in a gym I think testosterone gel will be a great present and help for him. He can use it after he dragged himself out of the hot tub. Since it won...