He's a Jerk!
You can't be Mrs Jerky Kitty, my brother says. He is a Jerk!
Also it's cold in Lapland, don't you know that? You can't stand the cold.
And why does he wants you to travel and move over there and isn't he willing to give up anything? What do you know about him at all. He is only asking you questions but if you ask him something he is never answering.
Look at his picture!
My brother is pointing at Jerky's picture. Oh come on, I know you have bad eyes but you can't be that blind.
He leaves me alone with a pic of an ugly, middle aged guy in a pink shirt, married 3 times before. A very selfish guy, who claims I am the love of his life, but is not willing to leave the place where he already is living for a hundred years, surrounded by all his ex wives and kids. They youngest is a baby and I have no intentions to be a stepmother.
But my life would be like a fairy tale. The guy is still not broke, travels a lot with his racing horses, he has a big house and a great hot tub!
He is a-social so he won't bother me that much and I will surely be a great looking business card for him.
I hear my brother in the kitchen. Thanks to granny he is a great cook, specialist in eggs and French fries. Since he will be busy for a while I have all time to eat his chocolate cookies and watch his girl friends. Why does he always have the good looking ones and how come my smart brother doesn't know the sun is shining at midnight in Lapland?
