Weird friends

You always have such a weird friends, my brother says to me. Are you collecting them or what?
I really don't understand why you invest so much time and energy reading all those lies and even answering them. You know they are all fake!

We both join the same internet site. The people over there interest me. Especially if they are not fitting into the cattle. I always wonder why they think I want to be their friend.
Each time again it's amazing how many try to cheat on me and lie to me. I can't count the times anymore that someone tried to get a lot of money from me. When I refuse they scold at me.
Why? Because I am a very selfish person, have no heart and of course I should change my attitude otherwise nobody will like me.

I share those letters with my brother. He doesn't understand why I keep answering them.
I think it's a kick of me, a kind of game. I know they lie and I keep playing stupid till they admit. (Actually I do what my brother once told me.. play stupid.. if you are in the game you have to play it.. sooner or later they will tell you what they want from you.)
This mostly takes a very long time. It's because those who try to cheat on me aren't that smart at all.
I can give so many hints, but it seldom rings a bell.
Only very few friends never asked me to import them into the country or pay their bills. Jerky is one of them. But as you already understood my brother doesn't like him either.

It probably runs into the family to have weird friends.
Since my brother his so called best friend is weird. I should say: ugly, stupid, rude and weird.
His name is flower but I can tell you he surely doesn't look or smell like that. If you want to pick someone, don't take him!
He lives nearby and I can't stand him. My brother dislikes him too, but since you never know when you need someone, he keeps him close.
The flower-guy is speaking Spanish which is a good reason not to learn that language. We both are happy we don't understand all the nonsense he is talking about. But my smart brother does understand the terrible remarks he makes about women and his own fiance.



It's a good thing my brother keeps me far away of him. I can't stand men who want a girlfriend so badly, even want to get married, but are not able to say one friendly word to or about her.
My brother never told me what stupid questions he asked his fiance, but I can tell you I am very happy that wedding is over!

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