A helping hand by #wakeupkitty

No need to see him,

already the thought of gave stress. Daily she passed by. Nobody could stand him.

He was disgusting. Literally shit outside into every neighbour's garden. The garden shitty head gnome proved it.

"Excuse me", a voice said,"it would be great if you could help us out. We've had it with that disgusting human being nearly shitting at every gnome by now!"
She wasn't surprised. No need to ask who or what. It was also clear who was talking. The gnome! Thanks God he cleaned himself up.

"We need a driver. He needs to leave! We made a plan, moving him out of the country, dumping him at some big cat litter, some desert. How we get him over there?"
The more the gnome talked, the more interest she showed. The earthman his temperature was clearly high, his skin colour turned red.
"I have been thinking about drowning him in the old well or driving him up to Transylvania... but what if he becomes the "Shitty Vampire", she said.
The gnome stared at her, his skincolour changed from red into yellow as he laughed out loud.
"Better not. Next plan", he said.

"Free alcohol? He is an alcoholic so...", she said.
"The Death won't be happy to pick him up", he said, "but we brew plenty of alcohol".
"You all can scare him too", she said.
"Smart idea", the gnome said.
Two weeks later the problem was solved. Nature took over and covered it all up.

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This story has 250 words. Men like these do exist. My neighbour is one of them.
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